untitled. unfinished.

I wake up five in the morning and I’m just thinking ‘bout you. 

Wide awake at twelve midnight, staying late just to call you.

I go to school just to see you, you are my inspiration.

I heard you need a get-away, oh honey please take me with you.

Your cute brown eyes, i look into them and i felt like

Oh oh it’s kinda late to write a song about you but woah, the hell i care it’s better late than never well, you’ll be the reason why i am here and when i’m with you girl, there’s nothing i fear.

when you accidentally step on your pet's foot

  • Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
  • Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.

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vesperass:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Slowly destroying Stephenie Meyer, one plot hole at a time.

 Rob. Funny and flawless and hates Twilight. <3!

vesperass:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Slowly destroying Stephenie Meyer, one plot hole at a time.

 Rob. Funny and flawless and hates Twilight. <3!

(Source: robsessed)

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This definitely deserves a reblog, no matter what kind of blog you have.

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